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E<\/span>ven outside its notoriously tight weekly production schedule, South Park<\/a> has always run on an unpredictable calendar, sometimes taking years between seasons. This time around, it\u2019s jumping from one season to the next after only five episodes (which, granted, have come in bi-monthly instalments, not counting the abrupt season finale that was pushed back a week due to a blown deadline).<\/p>\n Tonight\u2019s episode, titled Twisted Christian, kicks off season 28. At South Park Elementary, PC Principal \u2013 the PC standing for Power Christian ever since his politically motivated conversion at the start of last season \u2013 attempts to put a stop to his students\u2019 obsession with the \u201c6-7\u201d TikTok meme, not because it is insufferable or disruptive, but because he considers it \u201csome satanic numerology shit\u201d. Rather than seeking help from the school\u2019s new guidance counsellor, Jesus Christ, he turns to the world\u2019s top expert on the antichrist: billionaire Peter Thiel<\/a>. (The show\u2019s caricature of Thiel \u2013 sunken skeletal visage with bulging bug eyes \u2013 is up there with Kristi Noem\u2019s from earlier this year in terms of viciousness.)<\/p>\n Thiel dives into the lore of the antichrist, revealing that God\u2019s punishment of Satan after the war in heaven was to shrink his butthole down to the size of a pinhole, \u201cso that [he] could never have a butt baby \u2026 until along came Mr Donald Trump<\/a>, whose penis is so teeny-teeny-tiny it could actually fit in Satan\u2019s asshole.\u201d The size of Trump\u2019s penis? Somewhere between 6-7cm. All of this is foretold in Revelation 6:7, natch.<\/p>\n We\u2019re also shown a scheming JD Vance, who seems to be the one pulling the strings rather than Satan or Trump. He is doing everything in his power to stop the birth of his boss\u2019s unholy spawn, including giving his benefactor Thiel unlimited access to every government database while also convincing Trump to seek out an abortion.<\/p>\n Donald Trump takes a back seat to other characters here, although several scenes are dedicated to his nether regions (including a couple of attempts at masturbation with the help of a pair of tweezers), making this by far the most explicit and outrageous episode since the last season premiere.<\/p>\n Meanwhile, back in South Park, Jesus suffers a crisis of faith after spending time with PC Principal and other Maga Christians (\u201cYou need a way to bully people and you\u2019re using the Bible to do it!\u201d), while Eric Cartman\u2019s unhealthy obsession with the \u201c6-7\u201d meme turns into a full-blown case of demonic possession, replete with violent projectile vomiting a la The Exorcist. It turns out he may have the key to stopping the apocalypse. Jesus eventually gives in to peer pressure and embraces a Christian bro lifestyle, while Cartman heads to DC, where a face-to-face with Trump is all but inevitable.<\/p>\n