Sabrina spent her midweek between ACL weekends performing at the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville, where none other than Sheryl Crow introduced her. Same height, same hair, same chaotic charm. No collabs yet, but if they launched into “If It Makes You Happy,” it’d be a serotonin overload for this reporter.
This one’s giving “camera moment.” Doechii plays right before Sabrina on the same stage, and both radiate men-are-optional energy. Sabrina’s signature move before “Juno” is “arresting” someone onstage — and cuffing a girl this time would be the kind of playful plot twist she loves.
Another possible arrest victim for “Juno.” The indie heartthrob (and self-proclaimed Maroon 5 impersonator) has a running gag of calling himself different pop stars mid-show. After he made a viral video covering “Espresso,” fans caught on and started calling him Sabrina Carpenter.
He plays Friday, she plays Saturday, which logistically complicates things, but imagine the meta moment of Sabrina arresting her own internet doppelgänger.
Texas’ sweetheart and recent star of Hulu’s “Chad Powers.” He’s been all over Austin lately — and all over everyone’s TikTok For You page. The man was basically born to be handcuffed by Sabrina Carpenter. If he’s wearing burnt orange after the Texas vs. OU game, she has every right to cuff him — consider it civic duty.